Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer