Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Sometimes we hold hands when we fuck
because we can be as rough as we want
with each other’s bodies
but me holding your hand is my way of reminding you
that I’m nothing but gentle with your heart.
There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.